it finally happened

I always knew this day would come.

Towards the end of wedding planning day, my dad turns to me and says "so when is it your turn?"

Seriously??? Oh my dad, him and his games. He expects me to freak out and say something like "oh no, not for a while don't worry." Well, father, you will be regretting that when I decide to run off with the boyfriend. (hypothetically of course.)

Anyways, if he puts in some funds towards my $2300 wedding dress,

then we'll talk.