if you're ever having a bad day

just go to www.fmylife.com to feel better about your life.

if you have 15 minutes to kill

watch this youtube dance battle between the step up 2 people and miley cyrus. it's actually really good stuff.

speaking of money

This is great stuff. Thanks to Regina for the link.

My favorites are probably:

Emo Abe

Wolverine George

Is it legal to draw on money like that?

last day of the month to prune your trees!

I always thought that doing things on certain days was some weird Chinese superstition, but I guess the farmers believe this stuff too.

April 28 is also a good day to castrate farm animals.

Other things that are best to do today:

• mow to retard growth
• harvest
• potty train

And just to save you some time, tomorrow is a good day to:

• cut hair to retard growth
• castrate farm animals
• dig post holes
• harvest
• wean
• quit smoking
• potty train
• jams/jellies
• wash wooden floors
• paint
• start diet to lose weight

stuff white people like

my favorite thing on the list: asian girls (#11)

if celebrities were real people

they might look like this

Tuesday, June 30, 2065

That's the day I'm going to die.