it cannot wait

I'm Yours




(This isn't the real video, but I like this version better.)

speaking of money

This is great stuff. Thanks to Regina for the link.

My favorites are probably:

Emo Abe

Wolverine George

Is it legal to draw on money like that?

oh yea

I remembered what I was going to say.

Last Friday, plans to attend a double feature were thwarted by the tardiness of he-who-shall-remain-nameless, but we did watch Harold & Kumar. And the best part of the movie was The Square Root of Three.

I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed

If Ironman has a poem as awesome as this, that would be fantastic.


Also, on Monday I ate at Schultzy's with Lawrence. We had happy hour chili dogs and their awesome fries. It would have been great if he didn't pick his nose so much.

That is all.

she works hard for the money

I opened a bank account today. Before this I kept all my cash in a few red envelopes in a drawer in my room. I think at one point I accumulated around $1500 in there. Not too safe.

Anyways, now that I have a debit card, my money doesn't feel real anymore. I find it easier to control my spending with cash because I can physically see how much I have left. Now it's all gone! OK, well, actually I only put half of my cash in the bank. There is still a drawer full of cash in my room. Baby steps!

shoot.

I was thinking of what I wanted to write in my blog today, but now I can't remember what it was.

Isn't that annoying?

last day of the month to prune your trees!

I always thought that doing things on certain days was some weird Chinese superstition, but I guess the farmers believe this stuff too.

April 28 is also a good day to castrate farm animals.

Other things that are best to do today:

• mow to retard growth
• harvest
• potty train

And just to save you some time, tomorrow is a good day to:

• cut hair to retard growth
• castrate farm animals
• dig post holes
• harvest
• wean
• quit smoking
• potty train
• jams/jellies
• wash wooden floors
• paint
• start diet to lose weight

S-T-O-P!

My latest peeve is when people spell in their songs. For example:

• "This shit is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s"
• repeat offender F to the E-R-G the I the E with "g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s, yea"
  
• "can you fix my h-e-a-r-t, cuz it's d-a-m-a-g-e-d"
• "p-h-a-t phat, baby girl I didn't know you could get down like that"
  
• and that annoying as hell song that they only play on x104 (thank goodness) about being "i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t"

even our beloved Mimi* is guilty, looking for some "c-r-u-i-s-e control"


This all started with a farmer and his dog. B-i-n-g-o.

I will admit I laughed at this though







*E=MC^2 is a great album. Anything where Mariah rhymes "drama" with "baby mama" is fantastic stuff.